Umm, EMBARASSING

Anyone who knows my Lainey well, knows she says some of the funniest things. My mom started journaling some of the things Lainey says on her computer about 3 years ago and has them labeled as "Laineyisms". So last night Travis is out back with Brielle and Lainey opening boxes with our new swingset/playarea. There are about a bizzillion pieces to it, but eventually it will get put together.

Anyways, they are out back like I said and I am in the bathroom, umm doing what people usually do in the bathroom. I hear Travis say, "Lainey, go tell Mom I need a tape measure." Seconds later I here the back door open and shut and Lainey walking towards the bathroom. I yell, "Lainey, I'm in the bathroom. Tell Dad I'll get the tape measure when I'm done." Lainey yells, "Okay" and runs off. At that second I get this intense urge to yell, "LAINEY DON'T TELL DAD WHERE I AM." Well right when I'm thinking that in my head, I hear Lainey open the back door and yell, "DAD, MOM'S ON THE POT." Okay, not too bad. I can live with that. But then I hear her finish, "GIVING IT ALL SHE'S GOT."

I immediately finish my business in the bathroom and hurry and look out my bedroom window. Yep, sure enough in my neighbor's yard I see about 5 heads and not kid heads, grown up heads. I am dying of embarassment because I heard the whole thing inside my house and these people are right over our fence. I called my mom to inform her that I would start living as a hermit ASAP and never leave my house again. But the more I've thought of it, the more I just laugh about it . Lainey just was speaking the truth I guess. The kid cracks me up!!